Wednesday, October 3, 2012
ALBUM REVIEW: Tame Impala - Lonerism
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
ALBUM REVIEW & DISCUSSION: Animal Collective - Centipede Hz
Centipede Hz is the new album from Animal Collective. While we could have had only one person review it as usual, we at YPOIW decided to push boundaries and make this review a back-and-forth discussion between four of our writers: Alex, Mark, Nick, and Steve. This record is one of the biggest releases of the year, and we wanted to give you, the reader, a well-rounded perspective on what we liked and disliked about it. Enjoy!
Going into Centipede Hz, my expectations were moderately high. While I certainly would've been disappointed by an uninspired carbon copy of Merriweather Post Pavilion, reading interviews where the band stated they were going in a more rock-oriented direction on Centipede Hz as opposed to the pop-infused phantasmagoria of MPP did slightly reduce my expectations. I do enjoy rocking out to the messy psychedelic rock found on Strawberry Jam; just not as much as I enjoy swimming through the mystical and melodic waters of MPP.
That said, I was looking forward to hearing Centipede Hz. Animal Collective do seem to try to do new things with each record, and I respect them for that. Also, maybe this record was going to be The One. The One that would fix my ears. The One that would take me by the hand and guide me into the warm glow of Animal Collective fandom.
(It wasn't.)
My expectations going into Centipede Hz were fairly moderate until the album’s first single, "Today's Supernatural,” dropped. That song just has so much intensity and energy to it, on top of a complete mess of noisy chaos. It really appealed to what I was looking for in music at the time. So my expectations for the album went sky high for the same reason that Alex's expectations were lowered. I wanted to hear a more straight ahead and raw rock sound from Animal Collective, and I think that's what I ended up getting from them.
Records like Feels seem to be the antithesis of records like Here Comes the Indian, Strawberry Jam, and Centipede Hz. When I heard that Centipede Hz was going to be a return to their crazier rock band feel, I got pretty excited, seeing as Animal Collective haven't really explored that sound for about 5 years now. "Honeycomb" dropped earlier this year, and that was a positive step in the direction I wanted Animal Collective to go. Then "Today’s Supernatural" came out, which set my expectations high.
Then the record came out, and, despite my enjoyment, I couldn't help but feel a tad disappointed.
One interesting thing about Centipede Hz was the method of its debut. Rather than wait for the inevitable leak, Animal Collective chose to play the entire album as part of their weekly internet radio show. Pre-release streams are becoming the norm, but this case was special. There was the implication that this would be a one-time-only thing, so Animal Collective fans everywhere flocked to their computers on Sunday night to listen to the album. I believe the three of you were able to experience this moment together, so I'd like to hear a bit about it.
What were your first impressions of the album? What were your thoughts on the use of the radio show as the means of revealing the album? Do you think the communal aspect of the experience had any effect on your initial perception of the music?
And what a main course it was. The second that opening track "Moonjock" kicked in, I knew I had made the right choice in skipping Breaking Bad (which happened to be playing at the same time). As the album played, I was bombarded with a menagerie of mutant melodies, unidentifiable sounds, and fantastic screams courtesy of Avey Tare, and all the while I was also mesmerized by the surreal visual snippets that played before me. I didn't understand much of what I was experiencing, but I was certainly enjoying it. It was quite the sensory overload, which might be why I gleaned the least out of that first listen and why subsequent listens revealed several new elements I enjoy and several new elements I dislike.
Ten days after the stream, I listened to Centipede Hz by myself, and even I succumbed to some communal involvement by live-tweeting my reactions (to be fair, I wanted to force myself think and write about my first impression, and Twitter’s a good vehicle for that). When it was over, I thought the album was okay--not too bad, not too good, just riding the median. Further listens better illuminated the parts I liked and the parts which made the album fundamentally flawed.
I noted that the reception after the stream seemed to be exceptionally positive, but as time went on and as reviews were published, the consensus became increasingly mixed. Now, I don't think anybody can say for sure why that happened (could be an effect of the album itself, or due to the communal stream and its psychological aspects, or simply that we're looking at different samples of different people), but I think it’s worth noticing the shift in people’s reactions.
When I listened to the stream, I thought that the music was so textured and so layered. But as time went on and I relistened, all the supposed depth and texture really seemed to be there more for show than actual addition to the music. I think that's why the publications (especially those who released their reviews early) gave the "good but not great" scores they did. They had given Centipede Hz more listens and already had discovered what some of us are only now realising.
By the end of the year I might even end up agreeing with them.
I thought the album was fantastic on first listen, and I still think it's fantastic today. For me, the mark of a great album is one that makes me want to listen to it over and over again, and Centipede Hz does that. I find it amazing that after only one listen I had parts of songs whose names I couldn't even remember stuck in my head.
As for how dense Centipede Hz sounds... it's dense as hell. Often, I'll try to pick apart what I'm listening to, but it's so difficult to do with Centipede Hz because there is so much going on. I love being able to turn this album on and be overwhelmed with sound It's something that I can personally lose myself in.
Imagine you have two toddlers and a box of crayons, and you tell each kid to draw a picture using all of the crayons. One toddler makes one big ugly brown circle in the center of the paper, and the other one draws a scene that's messy and childish, but still vibrant and colorful. Centipede Hz sounds more like a big ugly brown circle to me.
The density of sonic shit that you mention only enhances the songs that I've just mentioned, providing them with interesting passages and textures. Conversely, this claustrophobic construction does tons of irreparable damage to the more underwritten songs on Centipede Hz. The Deakin-penned "Wide Eyed" is a torturously monotonous loop cheaply decorated by sounds desperately trying to add dynamism to a lifeless song. The song following it, "Father Time" feels equally uninspired. Whenever I listen to the track, I envision Animal Collective opening a folder of insipid and failed sonic bits, stuffing them into a sausage casing, and creating the most undesirable sausage known to man. I have no qualms about publicly decrying those songs as absolute garbage.
Overall, I think Animal Collective's dense, spaghetti-at-the-wall approach to sound arrangement works best as a technique to enhance fully-developed songs and not as a means to cut corners with unfinished ideas.
While I do love this album, it definitely isn't perfect. Like Alex said, "Wide Eyed" is a complete dud due to its monotony. I'm not all that fond of "Pulleys" either. Even though Centipede Hz does have its low points, I feel like its high points are so astronomically high that I can ignore a couple uninteresting tracks. "Moonjock", "Today's Supernatural", "Applesauce", "Monkey Riches" and "Amanita" have all stuck with my since my first listen. I think those tracks are a colorful mess as opposed to an ugly brown circle. I realize that it's probably tough for some people to overlook a few tracks that aren't really up to par with the rest of the album, and on most other albums I'd agree with that sentiment, but on Centipede Hz I can put up with it because I think the payoff is huge.
And I have to laugh, because we seem to be pouncing on each other's favorite parts of the album! "Wide Eyed" is actually the best song, precisely because it sticks out like a sore thumb. First, I prefer Deakin's vocals a hundred times over the way Avey gargles water every time he opens his mouth. Second, I agree that the track is arguably the simplest in terms of structure and arrangement, but that works in its favor. It doesn't feel claustrophobic, and, by letting the song dominate over the effects, it best achieves the hypnotic, infectious quality that I hear so many people commend Animal Collective for. This quality also extends into "Father Time," which similarly eschews some of the more ridiculous sonic wizardry and ungracious breaks in structure to deliver a simple, pleasant, and effective song. Much of Centipede Hz sounds like a band flailing their arms, trying to catch a bird far out of reach. The moments when they reel it back ever so slightly, perhaps to sit on a bench and spread some birdseed, are their most successful moments.
Meanwhile, Alex, I can take your sentence about "Wide Eyed" and apply it word-for-word to my feelings on "Monkey Riches." The track bores and annoys me. It's a charade of dynamism. It might have worked with different production--production that would allow the song's climax to feel like a climax and not just a slightly louder and busier part of the song--but as it is, it feels like a 7-minute trip down a flight of stairs.
Overall I agree with mostly what's been said. On Centipede Hz, Animal Collective didn't let the songs breathe or glide as effortlessly as they did on Feels and Merriweather Post Pavilion, making the mix of the tracks sound overly busy, distracting and self-indulgent. Not saying I hate the record--far from it. The melodies in tracks like "Amanita" and "Applesauce" are some of my favourite Animal Collective melodies, and "Applesauce" in particular will probably appear on my top tracks of 2012 list. It's just that Animal Collective shine the brightest when they effortlessly bridge the gap between weirdness and accessibility, and it didn't feel effortless on Centipede Hz. They tried too hard to do what usually comes natural to them. Maybe they were trying to make the tracks weird for weirdness' sake, or maybe they just needed a way to hide their half cooked song ideas, but this one fell short of what they usually do.
The more I listen, the more I seem to find it pales in comparison to nearly every other Animal Collective record, even Strawberry Jam, which I've cooled on since its release (it was my favourite of 07 that year). People are calling Animal Collective no longer relevant, and I disagree; this is just a misstep. I don't think they've run out of steam quite yet, and they can bounce back and make a record which can wow us again.
Centipede Hz is an album of good ideas executed poorly. It has the glossy veneer of ambition, but that easily peels away to reveal an oozing, bulbous, fleshy mess of a record. And people can like it for being a huge mess, but I think even Animal Collective have constructed messes which sound more exciting and less pandering than this one. There's a crucial lack of discipline on Centipede Hz. The best chaos is organized (look no further than Death Grips), and the best chaotic records are those which reveal themselves to you gradually, listen by listen. Those records invite you in, play coy with you, and teach you how to listen to them. Centipede Hz is the loud guy at a party who spills beer on your shirt and never lets anybody else get a word in edgewise.
Score: Lite 5. I don't hate the album, and there are songs I like ("Wide Eyed," "Father Time," "Mercury Man"), but its positives and negatives balance evenly.
And just so I can be somewhat constructive, here are some albums you can listen to instead of or complementary to Centipede Hz:
- Max Tundra's Parallax Error Beheads You (if you like happy music with strange, dense production)
- of Montreal's Skeletal Lamping (if you like songs with jarring tonal shifts and structural upheavals that actually sound like they have a purpose)
- Field Music's Plumb (again, if you like songs that are inconstant motion from one idea to the next, but that don't waste your time with pointless meandering)
- Shiina Ringo's Karuki Zamen Kuri no Hana (if you like pop/rock music with a heavy dose of fucking weirdness that doesn't undermine the strength of the songs)
- World's End Girlfriend's Seven Idiots (if you really want to hear how twisted and indulgent a pop album can become)
ALEX: I think it's important to note the difference between carefully constructed chaotic albums and chaotic albums assembled in a more slapdash fashion. While I greatly enjoy both, I feel they operate towards different ends. As rewarding as the former can be, they often times feel a bit counterintuitive upon repeated listens because through the process of careful construction, the chaos that makes the album interesting is often times diminished so all the disparate elements "work," so to speak. However rooted music is in patterns and theory, it's important not to overlook the creative potential of reckless abandon in music or any artistic discipline for that matter.
While Animal Collective has made a habit of consistently stepping out of their comfort zones throughout their career, I feel that on Centipede Hz the band took a more audacious approach to songwriting and arrangement. Did this tactic lead to some missteps? Yes and it'd be wrong for me to not acknowledge that they do bring the album down. "Wide Eyed" might stand out from the pack but it stands out like "Octopus's Garden" does on Abbey Road as a lackluster, underdeveloped song from a lesser songwriter. I suggest that Deakin should learn the difference between a loop and a song before he pursues any future solo ventures lest he wishes to remain the group's Ringo forever. Overall though, Animal Collective's impetuousness led to a fantastic group of songs that sticks out from the rest of their oeuvre for the incredible sense of impact they each carry.
Score: Lite 7. The first four tracks on the record are solid as hell (Pand Bear deserves more praise for the melody on "Rosie Oh") with "Monkey Riches" and "Amanita" standing out as exemplary as well.
I'll again agree with Alex that there are some definite missteps on this album, but for me those missteps only keep Centipede Hz from being near perfection. The best thing about Animal Collective is that they take risks with their music. As can be seen by this discussion, those risks can both draw listeners in and push listeners away. The point is that you won't ever hear Animal Collective rest on their laurels, which I think is incredibly admirable.
Score: Lite 9. I loved the hell out of this, and aside from a couple of tracks this album hit the spot for me perfectly.
Score: Decent 8. Best tracks: Moonjock, Applesauce, Wide Eyed, Amanita
Monday, September 10, 2012
ALBUM REVIEW: The xx - Coexist
Monday, June 25, 2012
YOUR PODCAST OPINION IS WRONG #21: "Party Hard"
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Tuesday, June 12, 2012
YOUR PODCAST OPINION IS WRONG #19: "A Half-Year In Review"
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Tuesday, May 1, 2012
MAY PLAYLIST
For this week's monthly mix, our nefarious band of music nerds chose their favorite B-sides, rarities, and unreleased tracks from their favorite artists. Owen Pallett covering Mariah Carey?! A spacey Pavement jam performed on Space Ghost Coast to Coast?! Play these obscure gems in the embedded playlist to the right.
Alexander
Pavement - "The Sutcliffe Catering Song"
Pavement - "Harness Your Hopes"
Pavement - "Space Ghost Theme II"
Steve
Final Fantasy - "The Miner Becomes Forgetful"
Final Fantasy - "What Do You Think Will Happen Next?"
Owen Pallett - "Fantasy (Mariah Carey Cover)"
Kyle
Weezer - "I Just Threw Out the Love of My Dreams"
Weezer - "Suzanne"
Weezer - "Tragic Girl"
TTK
Aphex Twin - "Arched Maid"
Squarepusher - "Zounds Perspex"
Boards of Canada - "Mansel"
Mark
Arcade Fire - "Lenin"
Arcade Fire - "Surf City Eastern Block"
Arcade Fire - "Brazil"
Josh
The White Stripes - "Hand Springs"
The White Stripes - "Stop Breaking Down (Rolling Stones Cover)"
The White Stripes - "Good to Me (Brenden Benson Cover"
The Good Side
Fleet Foxes - "She Got Dressed"
TJ
Modest Mouse - "Baby Blue Sedan"
Modest Mouse - "All Night Diner"
Modest Mouse - "Never Ending Math Equation"
Danny
Flying Lotus - "Quakes"
Flying Lotus - "It's a Secret"
Mia Doi Todd - "My Room is White (Flying Lotus Remix)"
WRUB #21: Kevin Shields is a Sadistic Troll Edition
Kevin Shields has hinted that new material from My Bloody Valentine would be released for 5 years. In 2007 he said that the album he started in 1996 was 3/4 finished, but using something like math, you can figure out that said album should have come out sometime in 2010 at that rate of production. The reason it hasn't of course is because it doesn't exist and Kevin Shields has used his 40s to troll the internet. His recent announcement is nothing more than an elaborate hoax similar to the Mr. Bean death rumors that spread around Twitter in February. KEVIN SHIELDS Y U SO MEAN?
what's everyone listening to?
Alexander Borg (@helloalexxander): Coinciding with my reading of Our Band Could Be Your Life (a fantastic document of 80s indie rock) I revisited The Replacement's magnum opus Let It Be. In addition, I've been spinning Tigercat's Isle of Dogs religiously. The record comes with a bag of tea and a recipe for cupcakes with peanut butter icing that I expect to make this weekend.
Danny Spiteri (@dannyspiterijr): I had a lot of schoolwork to get done this week, so I opted with a lot of ambient music, including William Basinski's Disintegration Loops, Biosphere's Substrata, and The KLF's Chill Out.
Josh Custodio (@_allmyfriends): Revisited Food and Liquor by Lupe Fiasco this week. It totally holds up.
Kyle Shoemaker (@_Shoey): I've recently come to the shocking revelation that I have listened to The Money Store 31 times so far and that it's my most played album on LastFM. I've also been listening to the new Rentals stuff that I've been ignoring for the last 3 years and I've decided it's actually pretty good... shame on me.
Mark Gillis (@Mark__Gillis): I've been catching up on some older stuff I missed in the past few years and I've found out that Beach House's Teen Dream is absolutely fantastic! I've also been in love with the new Patrick Watson album Adventures In Your Own Backyard; that album is so hauntingly beautiful.
Steve Jones (@vestenet): I'm loving the early '80s art pop of Hajime Tachibana. Revisiting Cleaners from Venus and Mutyumu has also proven really rewarding, albeit in very distinct ways.
TTK (@TelepathicKid): Squarepusher's Ufabulum, Lone's Galaxy Garden, and ... wait for it... Creedence Clearwater Revival. Yes. I'm serious.
YOUR PODCAST OPINION IS WRONG #16: "The Internet Is Weird"
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Tuesday, April 10, 2012
WRUB #18: True Wruv Edition
So it turns out that A$AP Rocky loves Lana Del Rey because of her quote: "Swagga" and "Lips". Could anyone imagine if they actually hook up? The amount of attention these people crave is basically 2nd to none and they might do it for that fact alone. Any and all offspring they produce would be legally retarded in all the good states.
So now that I've insulted everyone, what are you listening to?
Alexander Borg (@HelloAlexxander): The musicianship exhibited on BADBADNOTGOOD's new album BBNG2 is absolutely magnificent. In sharp contrast to BBNG's bold take on jazz fusion, I've also been enjoying Gentlemen Jesse's sophomore album Leaving Atlanta and Tigercats' Isle of Dogs.
Austin K. (@AustinKirley): I, Austin, have been away from beloved internet, and have spent my time reading the wonderful Game of Thrones and replaying Fallout 3. Lettin' my nerd flag fly, bitchez.
Danny Spiteri (@dannyspiterijr): Linda Perhacs' stunning Parallelograms has me on a bit of a psych folk kick, and my long overdue first listen to Spiritualized's Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space has my anticipation rising for their upcoming album. I also came to the realization that Broadcast's Tender Buttons is a personal classic.
Josh Custodio (@_allmyfriends): "SHES GOT STICKERS ON HER LOCKER / AND THE BOYS NUMBER THERE IN MAGIC MARKER". I'm just so glad Jacks back.
Kyle Shoemaker (@_Shoey): While most people are probably using the new Death Grips song "I've Seen Footage" to work out, I've found that it's an excellent sountrack to eating Oreos. Also, I've been listening to BBNG2... a lot.
Mark Gillis (@Mark__Gillis): The album I've listened to most this week is BBNG2 by BADBADNOTGOOD, it's an amazing piece of work. Besides that I've been listening to a lot of Dinosaur Jr. and I'm coming to realize that they might be only of my favourite bands ever.
Steve Jones (@vestenet): After an enjoyable Easter morning spent listening to them, I have added the creation of a Yellow Magic Orchestra tribute band to my list of life goals. All interested parties should contact me. Experience in producing electronic music is a plus, as I have none.
TJ Duane (@DallasShalDune): I've been watching old David Lynch movies, re-playing Baldur's Gate II, and delving into the Tom Waits discography. They've all been worthwhile ventures.
TTK (@TelepathicKid): I've been listening to the warm crackle of vinyl, with my new copies of Mount Kimbie's Crooks & Lovers, and The XX's self titled spinning non stop since I got them.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
WRUB #16: Billy Corgan is a Douche Edition
Monday, March 12, 2012
WRUB #14: Freak Monkeys Edition
Monday, March 5, 2012
TRACK: Black Dice - "Pinball Wizard"

Friday, March 2, 2012
MARCH PLAYLIST
11. Jesus and Mary Chain - "Never Understand"
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
WRUB #12: Epic Edition
Death Grips shocked many this week by signing to Epic, which is a "major" label. Which means that yes: Death Grips is now on the same label as the Glee cast. In response, YPOIW has decided that Ex-Military is no longer our 2nd favorite album of 2011 and that they no longer exist to us.
What's everyone listening to?
Alexander Borg (@HelloAlexxander): This week I revisited Beat Happening's magnum opus You Turn Me On and my opinion of it has made a total 180! The reluctant drumming, flat delivery, and overall tweeness is positively charming. I also listened to Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven on vinyl for the first time and it was a religious experience.
Austin K (@AustinKirley): This week, Austin has been listening to loads of black metal, specifically early black metal such as Bathory, Hellhammer, and Hatred.
Danny Spiteri (@dannyspiterijr): I spent the first few days of my week in a largely electronic mood, with releases like Actress's Splazsh, James Blake's early EPs, and Shlohmo's Vacation EP keeping me sustained. The weekend, however, saw me indulging in some jangly pop from Galaxie 500 and R.E.M.
Jack Hayter (@gonnahayt): I'm seeing St Vincent tonight so I've been listening to plenty of her. New York MC J-Live and The Pharcyde both bumpin' hard too.
Kyle Shoemaker (@_Shoey): I was listening to the new Hodgy Beats EP until I discovered that PS I Love You put out a free "sessions" album. I've decided that this compilation is among my favorite things to ever happen.
Mark Gillis (@Mark__Gillis): This week I've been checking out new albums from Plants and Animals, as well as Phèdre. I've also been listening to Public Strain by Women in memoriam of Chris Reimer, RIP.
Steve Jones (@vestenet): As of late, I am obsessed with Joe Hisaishi's soundtracks, particularly those for Princess Mononoke and Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind. I kind of wish Grimes made a better album, but Field Music's Plumb is still amazing.
TJ Duane (@DallasShalDune): TJ watched the NBA All Star Weekend, enjoyed the Oscars, and has been dungeon crawling through Ocarina of Time 3D.
TTK (@TelepathicKid): Now reporting from university, I've been listening to the amazing album that is Zammuto's self titled, the new Dirty Three, and Lapalux's When You're Gone EP.
Saturday, February 18, 2012
OPINION: My Personal Top 15 Simpsons Episodes

500 episodes is a huge milestone for any TV show, but when it comes to one of the most well known animated comedies ever, it's a huge deal. What’s been said about the Simpsons that hasn’t already been said? Hell, that line has already probably been said. There’s so much to talk about when it comes to this one yellow animated family which came to our screens in the late 80’s. When did Homer start being too dumb? When did the series start going downhill in quality? Why DOES Maggie fall over so much? And of course the most asked question I’ve come across, what are your favourite episodes?
That’s one that I’m intending to answer in this countdown of my all time favourite top 15 episodes of the series.
Note: before people start accusing me of sticking to the seasons 3-10 golden era, I watched the first two seasons and seasons 11-15 in full in preparation for this list, even a few notable episodes after that (Mostly Emmy winning episodes), and this is what I came up with, so no bitching!
15. Simpson Tide
Season 9
Written by Joshua Sternin & Jeffrey Ventimili

Through out this article you’ll see me talk a lot about pure comedy episodes, or episodes with a bit of heart and a sweet spot, which there are plenty of in this list. To start out though, we’ve got one of the episodes which are just wall to wall great gags. With Homer in the navy, the amount of possibilities for great comedy was endless. Classic scenes include his training, and where the crew sings “In the Navy”, with an appearance from both The Village People and Smithers. Overall not great when it comes to story, but it’s one of those episodes you just sit back and laugh your self silly.
Best line(s):
14. Lisa the Vegetarian
Season 7
Written by David S. Cohen

A great episode written by the Futurama co-creator David S. Cohen, this episode famously brings in one of Lisa’s biggest traits today, the fact that she’s a vegetarian. There’s some real emotion between Homer and Lisa and their differences on eating meat. Also, let’s not forget the guest star from one of the greatest people to have ever lived, Paul McCartney. That alone is worth an inclusion on the list.
Bart: What’s that extra B for?
13. Krusty Gets Kancelled
Season 4
Written by John Swarzwelder
Some writers of the Simpsons have a style of comedy that’s all of their own, and Swartzwelder is one of the most notable. Swartzwelder’s episodes are full of insane physical jokes, and some of the most quotable lines from the series. This was one of the first of the episodes that just piles in the guest stars, like Homer at the Bat, Homerpalooza and How I Spent My Strummer Vacation. It follows the formula established in Homer at the Bat and once again they pull off a great episode. With everyone from Johnny Carson to Red Hot Chili Peppers guest starring in the episode, and loads of great humour to boot, this episode is a definite classic.
12. Lemon of
Series 6
Written by Brent Forrester

I’m pretty sure this is the only episode to centre on the often talked about rivalry between
11. Homer at the Bat
Season 3
Written by John Swartzwelder

With Homer at the Bat, despite those other episodes loaded with guest stars being great in their own way, this was the best by far. Probably because the guests play roles which anyone could fill, you could redo the episode today with new baseball icons and it’d be exactly the same. What’s on focus is the great story, with eight of the nine guest stars suffering misfortunes that prevent them from playing in the final game, the hilarious gags, and the song that plays over the credits, one of the best Simpsons songs in the history of the series.
Darryl Strawberry: OK, skip!
10. Homer’s Phobia
Season 8
Written by Ron Hauge

This is great episode which deals with a touchy issue, and one of the first episodes of television to deal with homosexuality in general. Homer develops a ridiculous paranoia to homosexuality, and the ever kind novelty store owner John has to show Homer that they are just like everybody else. With a solid writing through out, a great guest appearance by John Waters and a sweet bonding moment between Homer and Bart, this is definitely one of the best.
Best line(s):Homer’s brain: As? AS?
9. Radioactive Man
Season 7
Written by John Swartzwelder

Radioactive Man is another in a long line of shows from the most prolific writer of the series, John Swartzwelder. It showcases Milhouse and his resentment of stardom as Radioactive Man’s sidekick, Fallout Boy, and just how much the town of
8. Mother Simpson
Season 7
Written by Richard Appel

One of the most touching episodes of the entire series finds Homer discovering his mother, who he thought was dead, is actually alive. Her escapades as a radical in the 60’s put her in hot water as she runs across Mr. Burns who’s still bitter about what she and others had done to his germ lab. An episode with great references to the 60’s, and as usual the writing is wonderful through out. But of course that ending is one of the most poignant scenes in the Simpsons, and can make even the biggest man a little teary.
Best line(s):
7. Lisa’s Substitute
Season 2
Written by Jon Vitti

This is probably the most emotional episode of the entire series. It’s kind of light on the comedy, and when it appears it’s great, but the tender story is definitely the core. Lisa falls in love with a substitute teacher named Mr. Bergstrom who was played by Dustin Hoffman. Mr. Bergstrom is funny, nice, and intelligent, and quickly appreciates Lisa and her talents, becoming the father figure that Homer isn’t. But of course, Homer makes up for it in the end, and in one of the best scenes of the show, bonds with all of his children. A pure classic.
Best line(s):
6. Sweet
Season 5
Written by Josh Weinstein and Bill Oakley

I’ve talked about some of the crazier and wackier episodes of the series in this list, but on the flip side, this is one of the most down to earth. It takes the rivalry between Skinner and Bart, and turns them into friends, exploring the relationship between them as both friends and enemies. It’s not only great story with a heartfelt ending, but also jam packed with hilarious comedy, it’s one of the best.
Best line(s):
Miss Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
5. 22 Short Films about
Season 7
Written by Richard Appel, David S. Cohen, Jonathan Collier, Jennifer Crittenden, Greg Daniels, Brent Forrester, Rachel Pulido, Steve Tompkins, Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, and Matt Groening, with writing supervision by Greg Daniels

One of the best things the Oakley and Weinstein showrunning team brought to the Simpsons was the fact that they were willing to play with the medium of the show. Some of the most experimental shows were from the seasons these two ran, and this is probably the weirdest, but thankfully it works, and wonderfully. The series of stories which are strung together are all hilarious and there’s not a dull moment in the episode. Top that off with some references to my favourite film, Pulp Fiction, and it’s a definite winner in my books.
Best line(s):
Skinner: No.
4. Last Exit to
Season 4
Written by Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky

Not having this episode on the list in some fans’ eyes would have been sacrilegious. Often called the best episode ever and while it’s up there, it’s definitely not the best. . The entire episode is pretty much quotable, with many of the series most well known lines come from this episode. But it’s certainly among the series craziest episodes, despite being a simple story about a strike at the power plant. With a cutaway or reference to popular culture every 30 or so seconds, it’s a definite blue print for animated comedies to come.
Best line(s):
Homer: Uh… yeah…
3. Homer Goes to College
Season 5
Written by Conan O’Brien
That’s right ladies and gentlemen, the wonderfully hilarious late night show host Conan O’Brien started out writing on the Simpsons. This episode actually used to be my number one for a while, but over time has gone down. It is a classic Homer caper, and it’s around the time Homer started to be the focus of the series instead of Bart. The episode centers on the escapades Homer gets up to when he befriends three nerds while he attends college, with Conan’s great writing making this episode water tight.
Best line(s):
Builder: Sir, six cinder blocks are missing.
Boss: There’ll be no hospital then, I’ll tell the children.
2. Homer’s Enemy
Season 8
Written by John Swartzwelder

This is possibly the craziest episode to ever come out of the Simpsons, not because of zany jokes, or crazy off the wall stories, but because of how it’s based around one single person who dislikes Homer. A lot. Frank Grimes is like a guy from real life gets dropped into the world of the Simpsons and has to deal with Homer’s antics. You’d either love ‘em, or hate ‘em, and Grimey hates Homer with a passion. Despite not having much of an emotional core, the great script by the ever wonderful John Swartzwelder made this into one of the best.
Best line(s):
1. Bart’s Comet
Season 6
Written by John Swartzwelder

In my opinion, this episode is perfect. Every joke hits the right spot, the story is exciting and big, and it feels natural in the Simpsons universe, despite not being able to be done on any other show except an animated show. There’s also a little bit of a sweet moment in it, and it all comes together at the end, with the comet destroying the balloon from the start and Flanders’ bomb shelter. With another great script from Swartzwelder, this episode couldn’t have been more perfect.
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Runner ups and favourite tidbits:
Homer the Smithers













