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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

ALBUM REVIEW: Tame Impala - Lonerism




Let’s transport ourselves back to 2008. It was nearly a decade since a truly great Australian record was released. Australian music overall has experienced a slump, Nick Cave seemed to have run out of creativity, The Avalanches were in a state of limbo, and Jet and Wolfmother were ruining our reputation overseas. Then a little rock band named Tame Impala dropped their self titled EP. It was different, it was original, a mix of lo fi and early 60’s psychedelic rock, with a tinge of bluesy garage rock. The single “Half Full Glass of Wine” garnered some attention, and then they kind of just fell off about as quietly as they came.
2010 comes and Tame Impala come roaring back with the spectacular Innerspeaker. It was a huge and expansive record, which created a land of swirling guitars, rolling drums, satisfying jams and dreamy melodies which could expand and unfold over 5, 6, even 7 minutes at a time. It paid homage to everything from some of the best music of decades passed, yet also felt modern.

If you can’t tell, I absolutely loved Innerspeaker, so when I heard that Tame Impala would be releasing a new record this year; I was ecstatic, but also somewhat sceptical. Following up Innerspeaker would be no easy task, but I believe writer and (on the record) the only member Kevin Parker, has done it. Putting it out here right now, Lonerism might be one of the best records of the last 10 years for me. But let’s settle down, and actually talk about why it's so good.

First off, there are synths, synths everywhere. Tracks like “Be Above It”, “Apocalypse Dreams” and “Nothing That Has Happened So Far Has Been Anything We Could Control” contain huge vintage sounding synths and organs, and in the case of “Be Above It”, they even overpower the guitar. The melodies are more emotional, funkier, and, for lack of a better word, more epic sounding than on Innerspeaker. The jams and choruses of these tracks soar into the atmosphere above, think more like “Runway, Houses, Clouds, City” from Innerspeaker on ten, and some tracks have nearly brought tears to my eyes. Yet with poppier, brighter melodies, the lyrics are more morose and depressing. Kevin Parker must be the most unpopular person ever according to songs like “Why Don’t They Talk to Me” and “Apocalypse Dreams”.

The song structures are looser and jammier, with the last half of a lot of songs being devoted to guitar work outs. In particular, “Keep On Lying”, Kevin sings for just shy of a minute and a half, and spends the rest of the near 6 minute track jamming his blues away. The production is also markedly different, where Innerspeaker crisper, cleaner, and more produced, Lonerism takes on a fuzzier, warmer, and, at times, even a lo fi sound.

All of these changes add up to Lonerism’s biggest strength, on paper Lonerism is more accessible than Innerspeaker, yet on record it feels rough and bold, like the younger more immature brother of Innerspeaker. Enough guts to put in a melody that sounds like it was ripped from a cheesy 70’s pop hit, yet slathers it in messy post production effects, and puts in a bridge which extends the track for another 2 minutes. It blends pop and psychedelic rock in a way which has not been done before. Tame Impala is in a league of their own, creating music that’s instantly gratifying yet rewards more listens as the tracks open up with the amount of depth they have the more you listen to them. This is a record which allows us to peek into a world of simultaneous bliss and melancholy. We should be thankful that music like this exists and is still being made.

9.5/10
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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

ALBUM REVIEW & DISCUSSION: Animal Collective - Centipede Hz


Centipede Hz is the new album from Animal Collective. While we could have had only one person review it as usual, we at YPOIW decided to push boundaries and make this review a back-and-forth discussion between four of our writers: Alex, Mark, Nick, and Steve. This record is one of the biggest releases of the year, and we wanted to give you, the reader, a well-rounded perspective on what we liked and disliked about it. Enjoy!

STEVE: To kick things off, let’s briefly talk about our respective histories with Animal Collective. How did you get into them? What are your favorite Animal Collective records? What were your expectations going into Centipede Hz?

ALEX: When Merriweather Post Pavilion came out, I was 15 years old and, despite having only been into independent music for less than a year, I understood what a monumental release it was. Not because of its surprise commercial success, or how it (in some people's minds) delivered on what Animal Collective had been building to since their career began (hell, I had a tenuous at best idea of what "indie" in the 21st century meant at the time). I understood the gravity of its release because of its songs. Songs like the bouncy "Summertime Clothes," the melodically masterful "My Girls," and the ecstatic and chaotic "Brother Sport" shattered my ideas of what psychedelia could be. It still remains my favorite Animal Collective record.

Going into Centipede Hz, my expectations were moderately high. While I certainly would've been disappointed by an uninspired carbon copy of Merriweather Post Pavilion, reading interviews where the band stated they were going in a more rock-oriented direction on Centipede Hz as opposed to the pop-infused phantasmagoria of MPP did slightly reduce my expectations. I do enjoy rocking out to the messy psychedelic rock found on Strawberry Jam; just not as much as I enjoy swimming through the mystical and melodic waters of MPP.

STEVE: I should fess up right away that I'm filling the role of obligatory Animal Collective detractor. I harbor no ill will against the band or its fans, but I've never heard them as the paragon of modern experimental pop and the champion of modern indiedom that other people hear. For example, Merriweather Post Pavilion sounded to me like a surfeit of reverb drowning potentially good songs, which were further obscured by an obnoxious mess of sloppy psychedelic effects. It's not even that I think it's a bad album. I just find it unremarkable and a chore to listen to. In fact, that sentiment extends to most of Animal Collective's material. The notable exception is Sung Tongs, whose songs feel fun and weird without sounding like they've been chewed up, digested, and subsequently vomited out. I really like that album, but historically my taste and Animal Collective have not gotten along.

That said, I was looking forward to hearing Centipede Hz. Animal Collective do seem to try to do new things with each record, and I respect them for that. Also, maybe this record was going to be The One. The One that would fix my ears. The One that would take me by the hand and guide me into the warm glow of Animal Collective fandom.

(It wasn't.)

MARK: I got into Animal Collective a lot later than most people (mostly a result of me being ignorant to what good music was for the longest time), and when I did start listening to Animal Collective it took me a while to really get into them. I can still remember listening to albums like Campfire Songs and Here Comes the Indian and wondering why the hell hey were so renowned among music fans. Their popularity really became clear to me after hearing Sung Tongs and onward. With each record Animal Collective seemed to create something totally different than before while still making records that were distinctly their own.

My expectations going into Centipede Hz were fairly moderate until the album’s first single, "Today's Supernatural,” dropped. That song just has so much intensity and energy to it, on top of a complete mess of noisy chaos. It really appealed to what I was looking for in music at the time. So my expectations for the album went sky high for the same reason that Alex's expectations were lowered. I wanted to hear a more straight ahead and raw rock sound from Animal Collective, and I think that's what I ended up getting from them.

NICK: I guess you could call me the seasoned Animal Collective fan in this one. I've been a fan of them since they dropped Feels, and I've known about them since they started getting buzz for releasing Sung Tongs. Now, I’m not saying that I'm a huge fan of them or anything. I just find that their material is really consistent and original, and it always had me returning to them. The record Feels in particular stands out for me, in that it's a quieter and mellower side of Animal Collective that we rarely see. Pieces such as the long, almost ambient "Daffy Duck" and the strange, hazy "Bees" stand out for me as some of my all-time favourite Animal Collective tracks.

Records like Feels seem to be the antithesis of records like Here Comes the Indian, Strawberry Jam, and Centipede Hz. When I heard that Centipede Hz was going to be a return to their crazier rock band feel, I got pretty excited, seeing as Animal Collective haven't really explored that sound for about 5 years now. "Honeycomb" dropped earlier this year, and that was a positive step in the direction I wanted Animal Collective to go. Then "Today’s Supernatural" came out, which set my expectations high.

Then the record came out, and, despite my enjoyment, I couldn't help but feel a tad disappointed.

STEVE: Alright, we have a seasoned veteran, two slightly more casual fans, and one stick in the mud. Let's start talking about the album now.

One interesting thing about Centipede Hz was the method of its debut. Rather than wait for the inevitable leak, Animal Collective chose to play the entire album as part of their weekly internet radio show. Pre-release streams are becoming the norm, but this case was special. There was the implication that this would be a one-time-only thing, so Animal Collective fans everywhere flocked to their computers on Sunday night to listen to the album. I believe the three of you were able to experience this moment together, so I'd like to hear a bit about it.

What were your first impressions of the album? What were your thoughts on the use of the radio show as the means of revealing the album? Do you think the communal aspect of the experience had any effect on your initial perception of the music?

ALEX: By choosing to stream Centipede Hz on their internet radio show, accompanied with mind-bending visuals and special mixes from each of the band members, Animal Collective created an event that countless music nerds could get excited about. With the number of momentous cultural events noticeably lessening due to internet-enabled cultural subdivision, I made sure to be at my computer with my nice headphones when the stream began. Anxiously sitting through Geologist's mix (which was very interesting but totally insignificant in comparison to the main event) while chatting with many of the people who contribute to this blog really got me pumped up for the main course.

And what a main course it was. The second that opening track "Moonjock" kicked in, I knew I had made the right choice in skipping Breaking Bad (which happened to be playing at the same time). As the album played, I was bombarded with a menagerie of mutant melodies, unidentifiable sounds, and fantastic screams courtesy of Avey Tare, and all the while I was also mesmerized by the surreal visual snippets that played before me. I didn't understand much of what I was experiencing, but I was certainly enjoying it. It was quite the sensory overload, which might be why I gleaned the least out of that first listen and why subsequent listens revealed several new elements I enjoy and several new elements I dislike.

NICK: The full stream was a great idea. Getting a lot of people to listen to the same thing at the same time was like the old days of street parties, with DJs spinning records for a bunch of people who had never heard them before. Geologist's mix before the album stream was also kinda reminiscent of that. At first, while listening to the stream, I was thinking "Wow, this may be the best Animal Collective album yet!" Everything was so colourful, textured and layered. It was during "Monkey Riches" that the conversation went from "Oh this is a good song" to "Oh my god, song of the year, SONG OF THE YEAR.” People were just freaking out and spurting Animal Collective related memes.

STEVE: That sounds pretty much how I expected the stream to go down, and that's why I avoided it. In part, it was because I had my priorities straight and wanted to watch Breaking Bad, but I also didn't want my first experience with the album to be in a communal setting (either with you guys on Skype or with /mu/), especially one which would be whipped up into an animal-like frenzy. One of two things would have happened: 1) I would have been swept into the hysteria of adoration for the album, or 2) my contrarian tendencies would have caused me to hate the album for all the wrong reasons. My ideal method of record consumption involves only me and the music. It's obvious that I love talking about music after the fact, but I think the act of listening, and listening for the first time, should be a more private affair. I'm an impressionable individual.

Ten days after the stream, I listened to Centipede Hz by myself, and even I succumbed to some communal involvement by live-tweeting my reactions (to be fair, I wanted to force myself think and write about my first impression, and Twitter’s a good vehicle for that). When it was over, I thought the album was okay--not too bad, not too good, just riding the median. Further listens better illuminated the parts I liked and the parts which made the album fundamentally flawed.

I noted that the reception after the stream seemed to be exceptionally positive, but as time went on and as reviews were published, the consensus became increasingly mixed. Now, I don't think anybody can say for sure why that happened (could be an effect of the album itself, or due to the communal stream and its psychological aspects, or simply that we're looking at different samples of different people), but I think it’s worth noticing the shift in people’s reactions.

NICK: The reception was obviously caused by the hype. You don't go into a record, especially one as big as Centipede Hz, without prior expectations. People say they might, but you just can't.

When I listened to the stream, I thought that the music was so textured and so layered. But as time went on and I relistened, all the supposed depth and texture really seemed to be there more for show than actual addition to the music. I think that's why the publications (especially those who released their reviews early) gave the "good but not great" scores they did. They had given Centipede Hz more listens and already had discovered what some of us are only now realising.

By the end of the year I might even end up agreeing with them.

MARK: I thought the stream was a great idea. In an age when most albums are released by means of a leak on the internet, Animal Collective decided to be proactive and take the release of this album into their own hands. I'd like to see more of streaming events like Animal Collective's happen, but I'm not sure that many other bands would create enough buzz to get people to tune in. Overall, I think the stream was a good way to make listening to the album exciting, which is exactly what I want music to be about.

I thought the album was fantastic on first listen, and I still think it's fantastic today. For me, the mark of a great album is one that makes me want to listen to it over and over again, and Centipede Hz does that. I find it amazing that after only one listen I had parts of songs whose names I couldn't even remember stuck in my head.

As for how dense Centipede Hz sounds... it's dense as hell. Often, I'll try to pick apart what I'm listening to, but it's so difficult to do with Centipede Hz because there is so much going on. I love being able to turn this album on and be overwhelmed with sound It's something that I can personally lose myself in.

STEVE: Nick, thanks for bringing up that word "hype." Hype is a funny thing that can help or harm an album's reception, but hype was especially potent for the Centipede Hz stream. It's not unusual for so much excitement to build around an upcoming album, especially one coming from a band of such great magnitude, but to have so much hype build around a specific moment in time is unusual for music. The stream, in that respect, was like a midnight showing for a blockbuster film. Watching a film while surrounded by hundreds of other people who have been dying to see it provides an experience which is very different from seeing the same movie in a half-empty theater a few weeks later.

Mark, the density of Centipede Hz is something I've heard a lot of fans praise, but I don't think its sound is all that remarkable. I'll grant, there's a variety of different shit going on in each song, and my ears might be desensitized by my love of other bands who take the "everything including the kitchen sink" approach to arrangement, but the album sounds sloppy to me. All of the weird samples and effects are admirable in their inclusion, but not so much in their execution. One of my pet peeves with Animal Collective has been their preference for interesting noises over interesting notes. I can understand why people would be attracted to the former, but on Centipede Hz the noises don't sound like they have a rhyme or reason behind them. The slapdash construction feels superficial and detracts from these songs.

Imagine you have two toddlers and a box of crayons, and you tell each kid to draw a picture using all of the crayons. One toddler makes one big ugly brown circle in the center of the paper, and the other one draws a scene that's messy and childish, but still vibrant and colorful. Centipede Hz sounds more like a big ugly brown circle to me.

ALEX: Steve, in my opinion, the greatest strength of Centipede Hz is its punchiness. Every cymbal crash and synth surge of "Moonjock" has a powerful sense of impact, and the arpeggio at the core of lead single "Today's Supernatural" sucks me into its own universe (which feels a lot like Count von Count's castle but on acid) like no other song has done all year. In addition, the explosive sound tapestry found on album standout "Monkey Riches" perfectly complements Avey Tare's impassioned screams, which Animal Collective fans love so much.

The density of sonic shit that you mention only enhances the songs that I've just mentioned, providing them with interesting passages and textures. Conversely, this claustrophobic construction does tons of irreparable damage to the more underwritten songs on Centipede Hz. The Deakin-penned "Wide Eyed" is a torturously monotonous loop cheaply decorated by sounds desperately trying to add dynamism to a lifeless song. The song following it, "Father Time" feels equally uninspired. Whenever I listen to the track, I envision Animal Collective opening a folder of insipid and failed sonic bits, stuffing them into a sausage casing, and creating the most undesirable sausage known to man. I have no qualms about publicly decrying those songs as absolute garbage.

Overall, I think Animal Collective's dense, spaghetti-at-the-wall approach to sound arrangement works best as a technique to enhance fully-developed songs and not as a means to cut corners with unfinished ideas.

MARK: I think you nailed your assessment. Centipede Hz hits hard in ways that Merriweather Post Pavilion never even came close to doing. Hearing Avey scream just brings a smile to my face.

While I do love this album, it definitely isn't perfect. Like Alex said, "Wide Eyed" is a complete dud due to its monotony. I'm not all that fond of "Pulleys" either. Even though Centipede Hz does have its low points, I feel like its high points are so astronomically high that I can ignore a couple uninteresting tracks. "Moonjock", "Today's Supernatural", "Applesauce", "Monkey Riches" and "Amanita" have all stuck with my since my first listen. I think those tracks are a colorful mess as opposed to an ugly brown circle. I realize that it's probably tough for some people to overlook a few tracks that aren't really up to par with the rest of the album, and on most other albums I'd agree with that sentiment, but on Centipede Hz I can put up with it because I think the payoff is huge.

STEVE: For me, much of the album's "punchiness" is undermined by a lack of dynamic range. If everything is punchy, nothing stands out. I'm not expecting Avey Tare to start crooning sweet nothings to me, but there is not one moment when Centipede Hz lets up and allows itself to breathe. I like noise and cacophony as much as the next guy, but they're so much more effective and powerful when they can be compared to a base line which isn't just a few fractions of a decibel quieter, or a few bells and whistles short of the full arrangement. An unceasingly in-your-face approach is not musical ADD; it's musical OCD.

And I have to laugh, because we seem to be pouncing on each other's favorite parts of the album! "Wide Eyed" is actually the best song, precisely because it sticks out like a sore thumb. First, I prefer Deakin's vocals a hundred times over the way Avey gargles water every time he opens his mouth. Second, I agree that the track is arguably the simplest in terms of structure and arrangement, but that works in its favor. It doesn't feel claustrophobic, and, by letting the song dominate over the effects, it best achieves the hypnotic, infectious quality that I hear so many people commend Animal Collective for. This quality also extends into "Father Time," which similarly eschews some of the more ridiculous sonic wizardry and ungracious breaks in structure to deliver a simple, pleasant, and effective song. Much of Centipede Hz sounds like a band flailing their arms, trying to catch a bird far out of reach. The moments when they reel it back ever so slightly, perhaps to sit on a bench and spread some birdseed, are their most successful moments.

Meanwhile, Alex, I can take your sentence about "Wide Eyed" and apply it word-for-word to my feelings on "Monkey Riches." The track bores and annoys me. It's a charade of dynamism. It might have worked with different production--production that would allow the song's climax to feel like a climax and not just a slightly louder and busier part of the song--but as it is, it feels like a 7-minute trip down a flight of stairs.

NICK: I gotta agree with Steve on both "Wide Eyed" and "Monkey Riches". I really enjoy the former's almost Indian-flavoured melodies and the warped desert feel of the track, but "Monkey Riches" was way too long and way too full of weird sounds with not enough melody, song progression, or overall memorability.

Overall I agree with mostly what's been said. On Centipede Hz, Animal Collective didn't let the songs breathe or glide as effortlessly as they did on Feels and Merriweather Post Pavilion, making the mix of the tracks sound overly busy, distracting and self-indulgent. Not saying I hate the record--far from it. The melodies in tracks like "Amanita" and "Applesauce" are some of my favourite Animal Collective melodies, and "Applesauce" in particular will probably appear on my top tracks of 2012 list. It's just that Animal Collective shine the brightest when they effortlessly bridge the gap between weirdness and accessibility, and it didn't feel effortless on Centipede Hz. They tried too hard to do what usually comes natural to them. Maybe they were trying to make the tracks weird for weirdness' sake, or maybe they just needed a way to hide their half cooked song ideas, but this one fell short of what they usually do.

The more I listen, the more I seem to find it pales in comparison to nearly every other Animal Collective record, even Strawberry Jam, which I've cooled on since its release (it was my favourite of 07 that year). People are calling Animal Collective no longer relevant, and I disagree; this is just a misstep. I don't think they've run out of steam quite yet, and they can bounce back and make a record which can wow us again.

STEVE: Let's finish with some closing thoughts:

Centipede Hz is an album of good ideas executed poorly. It has the glossy veneer of ambition, but that easily peels away to reveal an oozing, bulbous, fleshy mess of a record. And people can like it for being a huge mess, but I think even Animal Collective have constructed messes which sound more exciting and less pandering than this one. There's a crucial lack of discipline on Centipede Hz. The best chaos is organized (look no further than Death Grips), and the best chaotic records are those which reveal themselves to you gradually, listen by listen. Those records invite you in, play coy with you, and teach you how to listen to them. Centipede Hz is the loud guy at a party who spills beer on your shirt and never lets anybody else get a word in edgewise.

Score: Lite 5. I don't hate the album, and there are songs I like ("Wide Eyed," "Father Time," "Mercury Man"), but its positives and negatives balance evenly.

And just so I can be somewhat constructive, here are some albums you can listen to instead of or complementary to Centipede Hz:
  • Max Tundra's Parallax Error Beheads You (if you like happy music with strange, dense production)
  • of Montreal's Skeletal Lamping (if you like songs with jarring tonal shifts and structural upheavals that actually sound like they have a purpose)
  • Field Music's Plumb (again, if you like songs that are inconstant motion from one idea to the next, but that don't waste your time with pointless meandering)
  • Shiina Ringo's Karuki Zamen Kuri no Hana (if you like pop/rock music with a heavy dose of fucking weirdness that doesn't undermine the strength of the songs)
  • World's End Girlfriend's Seven Idiots (if you really want to hear how twisted and indulgent a pop album can become)

ALEX: I think it's important to note the difference between carefully constructed chaotic albums and chaotic albums assembled in a more slapdash fashion. While I greatly enjoy both, I feel they operate towards different ends. As rewarding as the former can be, they often times feel a bit counterintuitive upon repeated listens because through the process of careful construction, the chaos that makes the album interesting is often times diminished so all the disparate elements "work," so to speak. However rooted music is in patterns and theory, it's important not to overlook the creative potential of reckless abandon in music or any artistic discipline for that matter.

While Animal Collective has made a habit of consistently stepping out of their comfort zones throughout their career, I feel that on Centipede Hz the band took a more audacious approach to songwriting and arrangement. Did this tactic lead to some missteps? Yes and it'd be wrong for me to not acknowledge that they do bring the album down. "Wide Eyed" might stand out from the pack but it stands out like "Octopus's Garden" does on Abbey Road as a lackluster, underdeveloped song from a lesser songwriter. I suggest that Deakin should learn the difference between a loop and a song before he pursues any future solo ventures lest he wishes to remain the group's Ringo forever. Overall though, Animal Collective's impetuousness led to a fantastic group of songs that sticks out from the rest of their oeuvre for the incredible sense of impact they each carry.

Score: Lite 7. The first four tracks on the record are solid as hell (Pand Bear deserves more praise for the melody on "Rosie Oh") with "Monkey Riches" and "Amanita" standing out as exemplary as well.

MARK: For me, at the very moment that Centipede Hz was released, a chaotic mess was what I needed, and luckily that's what I ended up getting. Careful or reckless, purposeful or not, what I was looking for from Animal Collective this time around were sounds more so than songs. As it turns out, even though the sounds that I wanted were there, they came with a number of amazingly bombastic songs with a number of catchy melodies.

I'll again agree with Alex that there are some definite missteps on this album, but for me those missteps only keep Centipede Hz from being near perfection. The best thing about Animal Collective is that they take risks with their music. As can be seen by this discussion, those risks can both draw listeners in and push listeners away. The point is that you won't ever hear Animal Collective rest on their laurels, which I think is incredibly admirable.

Score: Lite 9. I loved the hell out of this, and aside from a couple of tracks this album hit the spot for me perfectly.

NICK: With me being the one who seems to have followed the band the most, this record came as somewhat of a disappointment. Refinement isn't a word I'd often use on Animal Collective, but that's exactly what Centipede Hz needed. If they stepped back, and stripped it down, maybe even slowed the tempo a tad, they could have made something amazing, instead, it merely ended up being merely good in the standards of Animal Collective.

Score: Decent 8. Best tracks: Moonjock, Applesauce, Wide Eyed, Amanita

STEVE: And there you have it. I’d like to thank Alex, Mark, and Nick for indulging in this idea and making it work. In the comments, let us know whom you agree with, or let us know if we all got it wrong. You can also follow the writers at their respective Twitters.

Steve: @vestenet

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Monday, September 10, 2012

ALBUM REVIEW: The xx - Coexist



Minimalism isn’t cool anymore. These days, bands are pushing the extremities of sound and volume. Death Grips are taking loud to a vicious new level, and Animal Collective are stuffing their compositions so tightly that listening to their records is like sticking your hand in molasses and trying to get it out. When a band takes a step back, it’s usually met with criticism, for example earlier this year Dirty Projectors’ relatively spare (in comparison to the ever-shifting Bitte Orca) Swing Lo Magellan, saw mild and mixed acclaim. On that note, say a band known usually for their stripped back approach takes an even colder and more subtle take on their music.

Enter The xx. Their first self-titled record was a beautiful embodiment of what can be done with nothing. Just 3 kids out of England, sporting the darkest guitar pop tunes around. With guitarist/singer Romy Madley Croft, bassist/singer Oliver Sim, and beat producer/percussionist Jamie xx, they were writing arrangements so sparse you could hear them breathing. How do you follow something like that? Their answer was to take even more away.  On Coexist, the trio aren’t making sweet melancholy indie rock anymore; they’ve moved into another world of cold, dark, minimalistic pop with elements of house and future garage. The guitar’s presence on the record is greatly reduced. For example, it comes in only half way through on the track "Chained" for a short solo before it dips out again.

Despite using bare bones instrumentation, the tracks don’t feel like they’re missing anything. The opening "Angels" is a gorgeous guitar ballad with quiet marching percussion, and "Missing" is the first time The xx has ever felt “epic." After the track drops out, it comes back in with the wail of a guitar and Sim singing more passionately than he ever has before.

Of course, a new record wouldn’t be new without the band stepping into fresh territory. "Tides" starts out with both singers in unison, creating a chilling atmosphere before the track switches gears. It brings in one of the funkiest bass lines in a The xx track, and the track morphs into a gloomy dance pop number. The house flavoured beats don’t stop there, as the last half of the 5 minute “Swept Away” is an extended bass and guitar jam over pulsating beats.

Calling Coexist adventurous is out of the question. The xx didn’t change their sound by much, but they did change it enough to make the record unique from the first. They shift their sound into a different, unexplored area for pop music, but still maintain the spare and quiet arrangements that make the tracks undeniably works of The xx. Coexist is a reaffirming statement of substance over presentation.

Score: 8.5/10
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Monday, June 25, 2012

YOUR PODCAST OPINION IS WRONG #21: "Party Hard"

On this week's episode the guys discuss a multitude of musical topics. If you're a fan of the run of episodes lately that stretch "What Are You Listening To?" into an entire episode then I've got a surprise for you!

To hear this week's episode please search for YPOIW on iTunes (Please Rate and Subscribe!). If you're not an Apple apologist you can download this week's episode directly HERE (right click, save as).




*Special note: This episode was edited by Kyle and not Austin, so it may have slight inconsistencies with other episodes.
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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

YOUR PODCAST OPINION IS WRONG #19: "A Half-Year In Review"

On this brand new episode of the phenomenally successful Your Podcast Opinion is Wrong, Austin, Nick, Steve, Danny and Alex discuss some of their favorite records of the year so far.  Neutral Milk Hotel mashup albums, EPs recorded in chicken coops, and Nick's incessant but charming giggling are thoroughly discussed.

Subscribe to the podcast on iTunes or download the episode directly here.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

MAY PLAYLIST


For this week's monthly mix, our nefarious band of music nerds chose their favorite B-sides, rarities, and unreleased tracks from their favorite artists.  Owen Pallett covering Mariah Carey?!  A spacey Pavement jam performed on Space Ghost Coast to Coast?!  Play these obscure gems in the embedded playlist to the right.

Alexander
Pavement - "The Sutcliffe Catering Song"
Pavement - "Harness Your Hopes"
Pavement - "Space Ghost Theme II"

Steve
Final Fantasy - "The Miner Becomes Forgetful"
Final Fantasy - "What Do You Think Will Happen Next?"
Owen Pallett - "Fantasy (Mariah Carey Cover)"

Kyle
Weezer - "I Just Threw Out the Love of My Dreams"
Weezer - "Suzanne"
Weezer - "Tragic Girl"

TTK
Aphex Twin - "Arched Maid"
Squarepusher - "Zounds Perspex"
Boards of Canada - "Mansel"

Mark
Arcade Fire - "Lenin"
Arcade Fire - "Surf City Eastern Block"
Arcade Fire - "Brazil"

Josh
The White Stripes - "Hand Springs"
The White Stripes - "Stop Breaking Down (Rolling Stones Cover)"
The White Stripes - "Good to Me (Brenden Benson Cover"

The Good Side
Fleet Foxes - "She Got Dressed"

TJ
Modest Mouse - "Baby Blue Sedan"
Modest Mouse - "All Night Diner"
Modest Mouse - "Never Ending Math Equation"

Danny
Flying Lotus - "Quakes"
Flying Lotus - "It's a Secret"
Mia Doi Todd - "My Room is White (Flying Lotus Remix)"
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WRUB #21: Kevin Shields is a Sadistic Troll Edition


Kevin Shields has hinted that new material from My Bloody Valentine would be released for 5 years. In 2007 he said that the album he started in 1996 was 3/4 finished, but using something like math, you can figure out that said album should have come out sometime in 2010 at that rate of production. The reason it hasn't of course is because it doesn't exist and Kevin Shields has used his 40s to troll the internet. His recent announcement is nothing more than an elaborate hoax similar to the Mr. Bean death rumors that spread around Twitter in February. KEVIN SHIELDS Y U SO MEAN?

what's everyone listening to?

Alexander Borg (@helloalexxander): Coinciding with my reading of Our Band Could Be Your Life (a fantastic document of 80s indie rock) I revisited The Replacement's magnum opus Let It Be.  In addition, I've been spinning Tigercat's Isle of Dogs religiously. The record comes with a bag of tea and a recipe for cupcakes with peanut butter icing that I expect to make this weekend.

Danny Spiteri (@dannyspiterijr): I had a lot of schoolwork to get done this week, so I opted with a lot of ambient music, including William Basinski's Disintegration Loops, Biosphere's Substrata, and The KLF's Chill Out.

Josh Custodio (@_allmyfriends): Revisited Food and Liquor by Lupe Fiasco this week. It totally holds up.

Kyle Shoemaker (@_Shoey): I've recently come to the shocking revelation that I have listened to The Money Store 31 times so far and that it's my most played album on LastFM. I've also been listening to the new Rentals stuff that I've been ignoring for the last 3 years and I've decided it's actually pretty good... shame on me.

Mark Gillis (@Mark__Gillis): I've been catching up on some older stuff I missed in the past few years and I've found out that Beach House's Teen Dream is absolutely fantastic! I've also been in love with the new Patrick Watson album Adventures In Your Own Backyard; that album is so hauntingly beautiful.

Steve Jones (@vestenet): I'm loving the early '80s art pop of Hajime Tachibana. Revisiting Cleaners from Venus and Mutyumu has also proven really rewarding, albeit in very distinct ways.

TTK (@TelepathicKid): Squarepusher's Ufabulum, Lone's Galaxy Garden, and ... wait for it... Creedence Clearwater Revival. Yes. I'm serious.

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YOUR PODCAST OPINION IS WRONG #16: "The Internet Is Weird"

On this week's episode we fail miserably at podcasting and later fail again in our attempts to talk about music and settle into a shameful groove of 90s internet culture. Werner Herzog is discussed in detail despite none of us being particularly versed in his films. How old is Bugs Bunny? All this and more!

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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

WRUB #18: True Wruv Edition


So it turns out that A$AP Rocky loves Lana Del Rey because of her quote: "Swagga" and "Lips". Could anyone imagine if they actually hook up? The amount of attention these people crave is basically 2nd to none and they might do it for that fact alone. Any and all offspring they produce would be legally retarded in all the good states.

So now that I've insulted everyone, what are you listening to?

Alexander Borg (@HelloAlexxander): The musicianship exhibited on BADBADNOTGOOD's new album BBNG2 is absolutely magnificent. In sharp contrast to BBNG's bold take on jazz fusion, I've also been enjoying Gentlemen Jesse's sophomore album Leaving Atlanta and Tigercats' Isle of Dogs.

Austin K. (@AustinKirley): I, Austin, have been away from beloved internet, and have spent my time reading the wonderful Game of Thrones and replaying Fallout 3. Lettin' my nerd flag fly, bitchez.

Danny Spiteri (@dannyspiterijr): Linda Perhacs' stunning Parallelograms has me on a bit of a psych folk kick, and my long overdue first listen to Spiritualized's Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space has my anticipation rising for their upcoming album. I also came to the realization that Broadcast's Tender Buttons is a personal classic.

Josh Custodio (@_allmyfriends): "SHES GOT STICKERS ON HER LOCKER / AND THE BOYS NUMBER THERE IN MAGIC MARKER". I'm just so glad Jacks back.

Kyle Shoemaker (@_Shoey): While most people are probably using the new Death Grips song "I've Seen Footage" to work out, I've found that it's an excellent sountrack to eating Oreos. Also, I've been listening to BBNG2... a lot.

Mark Gillis (@Mark__Gillis): The album I've listened to most this week is BBNG2 by BADBADNOTGOOD, it's an amazing piece of work. Besides that I've been listening to a lot of Dinosaur Jr. and I'm coming to realize that they might be only of my favourite bands ever.

Steve Jones (@vestenet): After an enjoyable Easter morning spent listening to them, I have added the creation of a Yellow Magic Orchestra tribute band to my list of life goals.  All interested parties should contact me.  Experience in producing electronic music is a plus, as I have none.

TJ Duane (@DallasShalDune): I've been watching old David Lynch movies, re-playing Baldur's Gate II, and delving into the Tom Waits discography. They've all been worthwhile ventures.

TTK (@TelepathicKid): I've been listening to the warm crackle of vinyl, with my new copies of Mount Kimbie's Crooks & Lovers, and The XX's self titled spinning non stop since I got them.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

WRUB #16: Billy Corgan is a Douche Edition


Billy Corgan has announced his plans to further tarnish his legacy beyond the smoking husk that exists today by releasing a new Smashing Pumpkins album called Oceania. This new release is technically a part of Smashing Pumpkins' mythical (re: bullshit) 8th album Teargarden by Kaleidyscope. For those of you playing our home version this means that their 9th album is also part of their 8th album and that their inevitable 10th and 11th albums will likely also be a part of their 8th album. Am I the only one that hates everything about Billy Corgan at this point? fuck.

What's everyone listening to?

Alexander Borg (@HelloAlexxander): This week I listened to three very different takes on pop music.  The found sound-incorporating art pop of The Books' The Way Out delighted my ears as did the flamboyant storytelling found on of Montreal's The Gay Parade and the noisy C86 of The Pastels' Sittin' Pretty.

Danny Spiteri (@dannyspiterijr): I got back into a hip hop mood this week, specifically with classics like MF DOOM's Operation: Doomsday, The Roots' Things Fall Apart, and A Tribe Called Quest's The Low End Theory. I also gained a newfound appreciation for Joy Division, a band by which I've generally been underwhelmed in the past.

Kyle Shoemaker (@_Shoey): I'm still on an ongoing Music Tapes bender and wondering what Julian Koster is like in real life. I'm pretty sure that the guy can fly and perform miracles at this point. I think more musicians should wholeheartedly believe in Santa Claus.

Mark Gillis (@Mark__Gillis): This week the most notable thing I've listened to is the new Odd Future tape, which I didn't think too much of. I also saw Rich Aucoin live this past week; if you like crazy, all out dance parties and having fun you owe it to yourself to see this guy.

Steve Jones (@vestenet): Not a whole lot of new music for me lately, but plenty of female artists.  I unknowingly celebrated Bach's birthday with a bit of Wendy Carlos, and I am at the moment loving how Michiru Oshima really knows her way around an orchestra.  Brigitte Fontaine, Salyu, and Julia Holter also remain in rotation.

TTK (@TelepathicKid): I've been listening to one and one album only; Pond with their psych rock jam record Beard, Wives, Denim.

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Monday, March 12, 2012

WRUB #14: Freak Monkeys Edition


Westboro Baptist Church have finally done something sensible and decided to protest Radiohead's insanely high ticket prices. This protest included church members burning $100 dollar bills, but ticket buyers were confused as the money was purple and believed to be called "Phelps-Bucks".  In an official statement, WBC referred to Radiohead as "freak monkeys with mediocre tunes" and further went on to say that music should only be enjoyed by God. Thom Yorke responded on Twitter by saying that "Kid A is actually a gay robot".

What's everyone listening to?

Alexander Borg (@HelloAlexxander): This week I devoted my listening time to exploring the evolution of of Montreal from psychedelic twee-popkids to sex-crazed hedonists, Julia Holter's uncanny ability to use modern effects to evoke ancient feelings, and the experimental pop of The Unicorns magnum opus Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?

Austin K (@AustinKirley): SURPRISE: Austin is still listening to too much black metal. This week's bands include Ulver, Blut Aus Nord, and Dødheimsgard.

Danny Spiteri (@dannyspiterijr): I was on sort of an "oddball female singer" kick this week, primarily by listening to a lot of Nico, but also returning to Joanna Newsom's first album and checking out the new Soap&Skin album Narrow. Big K.R.I.T.'s new mixtape is also really good.

Jack Hayter (@gonnahayt): Recommended by Flying Lotus, I've been listening to a new album by an artist called Taz Arnold. I'm still trying to get my head around what it is.

Kyle Shoemaker (@_Shoey): I got my ticket to Radiohead this week, so I've been not listening to them at all. I'm just so busy with Mass Effect 3.

Mark Gillis (@Mark__Gillis): This week I've been on a 2012 kick, so I've been listening to new albums from Trust, Said The Whale, Memoryhouse and Bear In Heaven. I have to say that Trust is the best of the bunch.

Steve Jones (@vestenet): Julia Holter continues to be amazing.  The debut album from Trust is also just the right kind of synth pop for my ears, but I'm still working my way through Andrew Bird's latest effort.

TJ Duane (@DallasShalDune): Radiohead. Live.

TTK (@TelepathicKid): This week I've been reaching back into the back catalogue of The Flaming Lips, the solo record of Black Moth Super Rainbow member The Seven Fields of Aphelion, and the new Clark album Iradelphic.

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Monday, March 5, 2012

TRACK: Black Dice - "Pinball Wizard"




























Black Dice release another teaser for one of my most anticipated records of 2012, "Mr. Impossible", out on April 10th. Both this track and the previously released single, "Pigs", show that Black Dice are moving in a much more accessible direction.
Listen below.

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Friday, March 2, 2012

MARCH PLAYLIST


Are you looking for some jams? Well, we've got the prescription for that ailment with our brand new playlist for the month of March. We make no promises other than this being the greatest playlist ever created by man. Check our sidebar to stream it now (through March 31) and check out the detailed list of our picks below. 


Alexander
1. Low - "Transmission (Joy Division Cover)"
2. Charles Mingus - "Duet Solo Dancers"
3. Dolly Mixture - "How Come You're Such a Hit With the Boys, Jane?"

Austin
4. Bathory - "Armageddon"
5. Baths - "Hall"
6. Death Grips - "Thru the Walls"

Danny
7. The Avalanches - "Two Hearts in 3/4 Time"
8. Actress - "Maze"
9. The Radio Dept. - "1995"

Jack
10. Twin Shadow - "Castles In The Snow"
11. Jesus and Mary Chain - "Never Understand"
12. Flying Lotus - "Riot"

Kyle
13. PS I Love You - "Starfield"
14. Mind Spiders - "Neurotic Gold"
15. Kanye West - "We Major" 

Mark
16. Plants And Animals - "Lightshow"
17. Women - "Venice Lockjaw"

Steve
18. Max Tundra - "Lights"
19. Aphex Twin - "Isopropanol"
20. Baths - "Maximalist"

TJ
21. The National - "Think You Can Wait"
22. Gorillaz - "DoYaThing" 
23. Perfume Genius - "All Waters"

TTK
24. Zammuto - "Idiom Wind"
25. Lapalux - "Movements"

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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

WRUB #12: Epic Edition


Death Grips shocked many this week by signing to Epic, which is a "major" label. Which means that yes: Death Grips is now on the same label as the Glee cast. In response, YPOIW has decided that Ex-Military is no longer our 2nd favorite album of 2011 and that they no longer exist to us.

What's everyone listening to?

Alexander Borg (@HelloAlexxander): This week I revisited Beat Happening's magnum opus You Turn Me On and my opinion of it has made a total 180! The reluctant drumming, flat delivery, and overall tweeness is positively charming. I also listened to Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven on vinyl for the first time and it was a religious experience.

Austin K (@AustinKirley): This week, Austin has been listening to loads of black metal, specifically early black metal such as Bathory, Hellhammer, and Hatred.

Danny Spiteri (@dannyspiterijr): I spent the first few days of my week in a largely electronic mood, with releases like Actress's Splazsh, James Blake's early EPs, and Shlohmo's Vacation EP keeping me sustained. The weekend, however, saw me indulging in some jangly pop from Galaxie 500 and R.E.M.

Jack Hayter (@gonnahayt): I'm seeing St Vincent tonight so I've been listening to plenty of her. New York MC J-Live and The Pharcyde both bumpin' hard too.

Kyle Shoemaker (@_Shoey): I was listening to the new Hodgy Beats EP until I discovered that PS I Love You put out a free "sessions" album. I've decided that this compilation is among my favorite things to ever happen.

Mark Gillis (@Mark__Gillis): This week I've been checking out new albums from Plants and Animals, as well as Phèdre. I've also been listening to Public Strain by Women in memoriam of Chris Reimer, RIP.

Steve Jones (@vestenet): As of late, I am obsessed with Joe Hisaishi's soundtracks, particularly those for Princess Mononoke and Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind. I kind of wish Grimes made a better album, but Field Music's Plumb is still amazing.

TJ Duane (@DallasShalDune): TJ watched the NBA All Star Weekend, enjoyed the Oscars, and has been dungeon crawling through Ocarina of Time 3D.

TTK (@TelepathicKid): Now reporting from university, I've been listening to the amazing album that is Zammuto's self titled, the new Dirty Three, and Lapalux's When You're Gone EP.
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Saturday, February 18, 2012

OPINION: My Personal Top 15 Simpsons Episodes


















500 episodes is a huge milestone for any TV show, but when it comes to one of the most well known animated comedies ever, it's a huge deal. What’s been said about the Simpsons that hasn’t already been said? Hell, that line has already probably been said. There’s so much to talk about when it comes to this one yellow animated family which came to our screens in the late 80’s. When did Homer start being too dumb? When did the series start going downhill in quality? Why DOES Maggie fall over so much? And of course the most asked question I’ve come across, what are your favourite episodes?

That’s one that I’m intending to answer in this countdown of my all time favourite top 15 episodes of the series.


Note: before people start accusi
ng me of sticking to the seasons 3-10 golden era, I watched the first two seasons and seasons 11-15 in full in preparation for this list, even a few notable episodes after that (Mostly Emmy winning episodes), and this is what I came up with, so no bitching!


15. Simpson Tide

Season 9

Written by Joshua Sternin & Jeffrey Ventimili















Through out this article you’ll see me talk a lot about pure comedy episodes, or episodes with a bit of heart and a sweet spot, which there are plenty of in this list. To start out though, we’ve got one of the episodes which are just wall to wall great gags. With Homer in the navy, the amount of possibilities for great comedy was endless. Classic scenes include his training, and where the crew sings “In the Navy”, with an appearance from both The Village People and Smithers. Overall not great when it comes to story, but it’s one of those episodes you just sit back and laugh your self silly.

Best line(s):
Homer: Is the poop deck really what I think it is?
Captain Tenille: I like the cut of your jib!
Homer: What’s a jib?
Captain Tenille: Hah! Promote that man.


14. Lisa the Vegetarian

Season 7

Written by David S. Cohen












A great episode written by the Futurama co-creator David S. Cohen, this episode famously brings in one of Lisa’s biggest traits today, the fact that she’s a vegetarian. There’s some real emotion between Homer and Lisa and their differences on eating meat. Also, let’s not forget the guest star from one of the greatest people to have ever lived, Paul McCartney. That alone is worth an inclusion on the list.

Best line(s):
Lisa [reading invitation]: Come to Homer’s BBBQ, the extra B stands for BYOBB.
Bart: What’s that extra B for?
Homer: That’s a typo.


13. Krusty Gets Kancelled

Season 4

Written by John Swarzwelder












Some writers of the Simpsons have a style of comedy that’s all of their own, and Swartzwelder is one of the most notable. Swartzwelder’s episodes are full of insane physical jokes, and some of the most quotable lines from the series. This was one of the first of the episodes that just piles in the guest stars, like Homer at the Bat, Homerpalooza and How I Spent My Strummer Vacation. It follows the formula established in Homer at the Bat and once again they pull off a great episode. With everyone from Johnny Carson to Red Hot Chili Peppers guest starring in the episode, and loads of great humour to boot, this episode is a definite classic.

Best line(s):
Bart: Hey Moe, look over there.
Moe: What, what am I lookin’ at? I don’t see nuthin’. I’m gonna stop looking soon, what, is that it?
Homer: Hey Moe, can I look too?
Moe: Sure but it’ll cost ya.
Homer: My wallet’s in the car!


12. Lemon of Troy

Series 6

Written by Brent Forrester











I’m pretty sure this is the only episode to centre on the often talked about rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. When the kids of Shelbyville steal the Springfield lemon tree, all hell breaks loose as the Springfield kids enter Shelbyville to try and get back the tree. It’s a fine episode with great comedy all through out, and an episode of the kids just being kids, which there really should be more of.

Best line(s):
Ned Flanders: OK folks look, I called the police captain in Shelbyville, and he said he hasn’t seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue he’s gonna fax us.


11. Homer at the Bat

Season 3

Written by John Swartzwelder













With Homer at the Bat, despite those other episodes loaded with guest stars being great in their own way, this was the best by far. Probably because the guests play roles which anyone could fill, you could redo the episode today with new baseball icons and it’d be exactly the same. What’s on focus is the great story, with eight of the nine guest stars suffering misfortunes that prevent them from playing in the final game, the hilarious gags, and the song that plays over the credits, one of the best Simpsons songs in the history of the series.

Best line (s):
Mr. Burns: You! Strawberry! Hit a home run!
Darryl Strawberry: OK, skip!
Mr. Burns: I told him to do that!


10. Homer’s Phobia

Season 8

Written by Ron Hauge












This is great episode which deals with a touchy issue, and one of the first episodes of television to deal with homosexuality in general. Homer develops a ridiculous paranoia to homosexuality, and the ever kind novelty store owner John has to show Homer that they are just like everybody else. With a solid writing through out, a great guest appearance by John Waters and a sweet bonding moment between Homer and Bart, this is definitely one of the best.

Best line(s):
Homer [to Bart]: Just remember son, whatever happens, I’ll always love you.
Homer’s brain: As? AS?
Homer: AS A FATHER! A regular father!


9. Radioactive Man

Season 7

Written by John Swartzwelder












Radioactive Man is another in a long line of shows from the most prolific writer of the series, John Swartzwelder. It showcases Milhouse and his resentment of stardom as Radioactive Man’s sidekick, Fallout Boy, and just how much the town of Springfield can be swept up in movie fever. This episode is packed with more absurd comedy, lots of clever visual gags, and is just from start to finish fantastic.

Best line(s):
Movie director: Congratulations Bart Simpson, you’re our new Fallout Boy! … That’s what I’d be saying to you if you weren’t an inch too short. NEXT!


8. Mother Simpson

Season 7

Written by Richard Appel













One of the most touching episodes of the entire series finds Homer discovering his mother, who he thought was dead, is actually alive. Her escapades as a radical in the 60’s put her in hot water as she runs across Mr. Burns who’s still bitter about what she and others had done to his germ lab. An episode with great references to the 60’s, and as usual the writing is wonderful through out. But of course that ending is one of the most poignant scenes in the Simpsons, and can make even the biggest man a little teary.

Best line(s):
Chief Wiggum: Put out an APB on a “Yuosdwiss R.Deewoh.” Uh, better start with Greektown.
Joe Friday: That’s Homer J Simpson, chief. You’re reading it upside down.
Chief Wiggum: Cancel that APB, but uh, bring back some of those giros.
Joe Friday: Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet.


7. Lisa’s Substitute

Season 2

Written by Jon Vitti












This is probably the most emotional episode of the entire series. It’s kind of light on the comedy, and when it appears it’s great, but the tender story is definitely the core. Lisa falls in love with a substitute teacher named Mr. Bergstrom who was played by Dustin Hoffman. Mr. Bergstrom is funny, nice, and intelligent, and quickly appreciates Lisa and her talents, becoming the father figure that Homer isn’t. But of course, Homer makes up for it in the end, and in one of the best scenes of the show, bonds with all of his children. A pure classic.

Best line(s):
Mr. Bergstrom [singing]: Home, home on the range…
[kneels down, whispering.] Actually the range was far from home, a very desolate place where danger and disease rode tall in the saddle.
[Gets up and starts singing again] Where the deer and the antelope play...
[kneels down again] But unlike the efficient Indians, cowboys used only the tongue of the antelope, and threw the rest away.


6. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

Season 5

Written by Josh Weinstein and Bill Oakley














I’ve talked about some of the crazier and wackier episodes of the series in this list, but on the flip side, this is one of the most down to earth. It takes the rivalry between Skinner and Bart, and turns them into friends, exploring the relationship between them as both friends and enemies. It’s not only great story with a heartfelt ending, but also jam packed with hilarious comedy, it’s one of the best.

Best line(s):
Ralph: Miss Hoover? There’s a dog in the vent.
Miss Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
Ralph: He was going to the bathroom!


5. 22 Short Films about Springfield

Season 7

Written by Richard Appel, David S. Cohen, Jonathan Collier, Jennifer Crittenden, Greg Daniels, Brent Forrester, Rachel Pulido, Steve Tompkins, Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, and Matt Groening, with writing supervision by Greg Daniels












One of the best things the Oakley and Weinstein showrunning team brought to the Simpsons was the fact that they were willing to play with the medium of the show. Some of the most experimental shows were from the seasons these two ran, and this is probably the weirdest, but thankfully it works, and wonderfully. The series of stories which are strung together are all hilarious and there’s not a dull moment in the episode. Top that off with some references to my favourite film, Pulp Fiction, and it’s a definite winner in my books.

Best line(s):
Superintendent Chalmers: Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: … Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: No.


4. Last Exit to Springfield

Season 4

Written by Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky












Not having this episode on the list in some fans’ eyes would have been sacrilegious. Often called the best episode ever and while it’s up there, it’s definitely not the best. . The entire episode is pretty much quotable, with many of the series most well known lines come from this episode. But it’s certainly among the series craziest episodes, despite being a simple story about a strike at the power plant. With a cutaway or reference to popular culture every 30 or so seconds, it’s a definite blue print for animated comedies to come.

Best line(s):
Mr. Burns: Find the bathroom alright?
Homer: Uh… yeah…


3. Homer Goes to College

Season 5

Written by Conan O’Brien












That’s right ladies and gentlemen, the wonderfully hilarious late night show host Conan O’Brien started out writing on the Simpsons. This episode actually used to be my number one for a while, but over time has gone down. It is a classic Homer caper, and it’s around the time Homer started to be the focus of the series instead of Bart. The episode centers on the escapades Homer gets up to when he befriends three nerds while he attends college, with Conan’s great writing making this episode water tight.

Best line(s):
Homer: … I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site. [At a building site]
Builder: Sir, six cinder blocks are missing.
Boss: There’ll be no hospital then, I’ll tell the children.


2. Homer’s Enemy

Season 8

Written by John Swartzwelder












This is possibly the craziest episode to ever come out of the Simpsons, not because of zany jokes, or crazy off the wall stories, but because of how it’s based around one single person who dislikes Homer. A lot. Frank Grimes is like a guy from real life gets dropped into the world of the Simpsons and has to deal with Homer’s antics. You’d either love ‘em, or hate ‘em, and Grimey hates Homer with a passion. Despite not having much of an emotional core, the great script by the ever wonderful John Swartzwelder made this into one of the best.

Best line(s):
Chief Wiggum: Ralphie, get off the stage sweet heart!


1. Bart’s Comet

Season 6

Written by John Swartzwelder











In my opinion, this episode is perfect. Every joke hits the right spot, the story is exciting and big, and it feels natural in the Simpsons universe, despite not being able to be done on any other show except an animated show. There’s also a little bit of a sweet moment in it, and it all comes together at the end, with the comet destroying the balloon from the start and Flanders’ bomb shelter. With another great script from Swartzwelder, this episode couldn’t have been more perfect.

Best line(s):
Ned Flanders: I might go mad with fear out there, so Todd I want you to shoot daddy if he tries to get back in.
Todd [crying and cocking a shotgun]: OK Dad.


Runner ups and favourite tidbits:

Homer the Smithers
Marge vs. the Monorail
Bart Gets Famous
Homie the Clown
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

Favourite season: Season 5
Favourite writer: John Swartzwelder
Favourite Treehouse of Horror: V
Favourite Sideshow Bob episode: Brother From Another Series
Favourite one off character: Frank Grimes

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